Human Being-ish Champion Hoodie – Embrace the Ambiguity

Color Black Charcoal Heather Light Steel Navy Royal Blue Dark Green Gold Maroon Orange
Size S M L XL 2XL
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Not quite feeling fully human today? The Human Being-ish Champion Hoodie captures that “barely surviving” vibe with style. Perfect for those who embrace the beautifully messy, imperfect side of life, this hoodie is made by Champion and combines premium comfort with a witty edge. Featuring Double Dry® technology for warmth and breathability, it's made from a 50/50 cotton-poly blend, including 5% recycled polyester—ideal for those who care about the planet as much as they care about their sarcasm.

  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 20.00 21.99 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00
Sleeve Length (from center back), in 36.00 36.75 37.50 38.25 39.00

 

Features:

  • Eco-Friendly Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester with recycled content
  • Champion Quality: Classic “C” logo on the left sleeve for an authentic touch
  • Regular Fit: Medium-heavy (9 oz/yd²) fabric with a roomy kangaroo pocket
  • Distinctive Design: “Human Being-ish” graphic for those who are here…but just barely

Get cozy, get real, and show the world that being “human-ish” is more than enough. Limited stock, so snag yours before it’s gone!